You really coming over, don't trick.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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