U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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