She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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