do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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