is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You've changed since you got that strap on
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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