sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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