why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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