me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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