What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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