That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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