Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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