grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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