He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
