dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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