Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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