Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
My feet surprised me
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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