Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
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