About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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