The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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