this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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