I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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