Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Randomize