Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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