It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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