You work out of a Hotel?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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