Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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