i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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