No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
