Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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