Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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