in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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