Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
another moral hangover. fuck.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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