i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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