I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
did i just pee glitter
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