Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I will pee on everything he values.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize
