Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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