If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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