When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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