You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
