I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Randomize
