I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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