She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
