do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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