We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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