She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
