Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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