Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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