If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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