She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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