so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Who died my cat blue again?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
His nipple licking is glorious
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