Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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