So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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