As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
handjob tips. give me some.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I believe in your delicious
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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