I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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