i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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