Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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