I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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